Tuesday 5 February 2008

Lesson of the day

Im running behind here, so here's a couple that may help you out:
1) If you have been eating a sugar-coated Jam donut on your kitchen table, the same one that you occasionally burn candles in wine bottles on, always check twice before you put something that looks like the sugar off a sugar-coated donut in your mouth. It may be wax, which is nothing like the sugar off a sugar-coated donut.
2) Coffee is a lot more enjoyable when it is poured down your throat, rather than your shirt. It will also save you money on dry cleaning.

Amen

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