Overheard Conversation of the Day Part 2

Scene: Shopping aisle, a couple meander with a shopping trolley.

Woman with English accent: "Why don't they keep the Marmite with the other spreads? Why is it in the foreign section?"

Man with Australian accent: "Because it's shit."

Overheard Conversation of the Day

Man: "Did you see Carmen on the weekend?"
Woman: "Yeah"
Man: "What did you think?"
Woman: "She's a whore"

Sign of the Times: Suspicions confirmed