Saturday 5 March 2011

Thought of the Day: Stoners aren't very bright

News from Bangladesh this morning that Bangladeshi cricket fans have reacted to their teams hammering courtesy of the West Indies by stoning the West Indies team bus.

While initial reactions were largely in the "well, its only three thousand poor losers" camp, these reactions quickly changed when the story clarified that the stoners had meant to target the Bangladeshi bus instead.

Now, while this is obviously a pretty stupid thing to do, it really doesn't make one look any better if you can't even pick the right target. I mean, the West Indian team was the one that DID play cricket - well.

You can almost imagine the stoners all lined up alongside the bus, stoning away with great ire, until one of them realises that they are stoning the wrong bus:
"Hang on chaps! It's the wrong bus! I said hang on - Ajmal, stop stoning! Right, that's it! No-one is to stone anyone until, and I want to make this clear, until I blow this whistle!"

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