Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Lesson of the Day

This from a keen contributer to my confusion:

"Throwing my pasta (with marinara sauce) all over myself and my white shirt is not the cure for the bad mood I woke up with today.

Strike that one off the list of possible cures."

Monday, 8 February 2010

Question of the Day: When did 'Miranda Kerr' become the synonym for 'Magazine Cover'?

Walking down the street today, I noticed the Magazine covers in a newsagent window and was startled at the results.

Are editors everywhere just going Kerr-razy?

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

Question of the Day: Is Simon Katich Frankenstein?

He is a spare-parts player.
Does his masters bidding.
Loves choking people.



You decide.

Saturday, 31 October 2009

Lesson of the Day

When making a cup of coffee at work in a cup usually used for ginger tea, make sure you wash the cup first.