Why the hell is English Cricketer Joseph Buttler referred to as "Jos"?
I know the English aren't very good at nicknames or slang, but this is just strange.
I'm pretty sure "Jos" is the shortened version of "Jocelyn", so maybe we should tell them?
Sunday, 26 January 2014
Friday, 17 January 2014
Thursday, 9 January 2014
Top 5: Cricket Books to be written about the Ashes
"As long as there is cricket, there will be cricket books" or so the old saying goes. I'm not entirely sure who first came up with the quote, but I'm pretty sure it was Britney Spears.
With The Ashes series now completed, many cricketers don't have much to apart from putting on their pyjamas and playing more cricket, writing a book, or (in the case of half the English team) finding a new job. Some may do all three.
With this in mind, I've had a crack at what likely cricket books are to be expected over the coming months:
5. Feenicks from the Ashes
By Mitchell Johnson
Ghost Written by Mitch's Mo
Synopsis: The inspiring story of Mitchell's rise from Barmy Army kicking boy to Man-of-the-Series and grower of a fearsome Mo. Unfortunately ghost written by said Mo, leading to considerable spelling and grammatical errors going through to the 'keeper.
Price: Some abuse from your mother towards your girlfriend, abuse from the Barmy Army, some time with a VC winner and it's yours
4. Stuck in the middle with me
By Kevin Pietersen
Ghost Written by Kevin Pietersen
Synopsis: KPs brave and daring tell-all about himself and his own experience in Australia in the, whatever series it was that he was in, being him. All the time.
Price: Unavailable. First print run entirely purchased by KP.
3. Half a Tour Diary
By Graeme Swann
Ghost Written by Graeme Swann
Synopsis: Tour diary of the first three tests, including emails received from Graemes Nan. Suddenly stops after the Perth test.
Price: 50% off
2. Hads off
By Brad Haddin
Ghost Written by Ian Healy
Synopsis: The brave and daring tell-all book about Brad Haddins blah blah blah
Price: Initially $30 rrp. You will find it in Big W for a fiver by next christmas.
1. Nicked off
By George Bailey
Ghost Written by James Anderson
Synopsis: Hilarious tall tales and true about George Baileys Ashes series, including his ability to continually get caught out knicking. Ghost written by James Anderson, it conveys the confusion felt by Australian and English fans alike while watching George smile through beatings, whether he was giving them or receiving them.
Price: Cost of a tour to South Africa
- with credit to Dutchy
With The Ashes series now completed, many cricketers don't have much to apart from putting on their pyjamas and playing more cricket, writing a book, or (in the case of half the English team) finding a new job. Some may do all three.
With this in mind, I've had a crack at what likely cricket books are to be expected over the coming months:
5. Feenicks from the Ashes
By Mitchell Johnson
Ghost Written by Mitch's Mo
Synopsis: The inspiring story of Mitchell's rise from Barmy Army kicking boy to Man-of-the-Series and grower of a fearsome Mo. Unfortunately ghost written by said Mo, leading to considerable spelling and grammatical errors going through to the 'keeper.
Price: Some abuse from your mother towards your girlfriend, abuse from the Barmy Army, some time with a VC winner and it's yours
4. Stuck in the middle with me
By Kevin Pietersen
Ghost Written by Kevin Pietersen
Synopsis: KPs brave and daring tell-all about himself and his own experience in Australia in the, whatever series it was that he was in, being him. All the time.
Price: Unavailable. First print run entirely purchased by KP.
3. Half a Tour Diary
By Graeme Swann
Ghost Written by Graeme Swann
Synopsis: Tour diary of the first three tests, including emails received from Graemes Nan. Suddenly stops after the Perth test.
Price: 50% off
2. Hads off
By Brad Haddin
Ghost Written by Ian Healy
Synopsis: The brave and daring tell-all book about Brad Haddins blah blah blah
Price: Initially $30 rrp. You will find it in Big W for a fiver by next christmas.
1. Nicked off
By George Bailey
Ghost Written by James Anderson
Synopsis: Hilarious tall tales and true about George Baileys Ashes series, including his ability to continually get caught out knicking. Ghost written by James Anderson, it conveys the confusion felt by Australian and English fans alike while watching George smile through beatings, whether he was giving them or receiving them.
Price: Cost of a tour to South Africa
- with credit to Dutchy
Wednesday, 8 January 2014
Sign of the Times: Random Icons are Back!
Spotted recently on the Red Cross on-line booking page:
I'm not sure why anchors represent tattoos and piercing's, it's not like angry sailors own that domain. If anything, it should be something representing a hipster, like a fixed-gear bike.
I'm not sure why anchors represent tattoos and piercing's, it's not like angry sailors own that domain. If anything, it should be something representing a hipster, like a fixed-gear bike.
Monday, 30 December 2013
Top 5: Reasons Nathan Lyon could Captain Australia
This may be a little premature, but after witnessing Nathan Lyon score some handy runs at number 11 before going to take 5 wickets in yesterdays Boxing Day Test, it came to me that of all the younger members of the Australian squad; he is probably best placed to take up the Captaincy.
This may seem a little controversial given that he has recently been dropped & is also an off-spinner (seemingly something that keeps the Captaincy at bay), but there are (at least) 5 good reasons why Lyon should be considered, being:
5. He has 100 test wickets & is only 26 years old
With no offence to the man, it's hard to believe that someone that looks like Lyon is only 26 years old. Growing up in Young (NSW) must be very hard on a man.
That being said, he has already played nearly 30 tests in 2 years and could easily play for another 10 if he keeps improving.
Extrapolate those numbers out and Lyon could play another 150 Tests and take another 500 Wickets. This may be a stretch, but it Cricket is a game of numbers and even if these are at one end of the curve, they hint at a strong future.
4. He has been dropped (and more)
As mentioned already, Lyon has already been dropped in his career and he hails from Young. He is obviously a man with the character (if not hairline) to overcome adversity.
Further to this, Lyon famously made his way into the Test team by rising from the ACT Comets to cutting the grass at the Adelaide oval, to the South Australian T20 team, to Australia A, to the national team. This is a man who hasn't had the benefits of academies and beep-tests, but someone who has worked hard to get where they are - and the Australian public love a fighter.
3. He's from Canberra
While Lyon is from Young, he got his first start at higher cricket playing for the Comets in the ACT, so is already familiar with the territory of the second-highest office in the land, meaning that the highest office shouldn't be a stretch at all.
2. He has the song
"Under the Southern Cross" is the song that the Australian Cricket Team sings after it wins a game, with the leader or "holder" of the song being a highly-prized office within the team. Justin Langer (scorer of nearly 8,000 test runs) has been quoted as saying that the moment he was given the song by Ricky Ponting as one of the most important of his career.
Other holders of the song include Michael Hussey, Ian Healy and Rodney Marsh - all unquestionable leaders of the team.
The "holder" of the song obviously isn't given to just anyone, its given to a leader within the team who the other players rally around and the current holder is Lyon.
1. The Advanced Hair Rule
One of the least mentioned components of Lyons status is that of his diminishing hairline. Well, perhaps not the least mentioned.
Similar to the position as holder of the song, cricket has a proud tradition of prominent players being hirsutely-challenged, including no-less than Michael Vaughan, Shane Warne and Greg Matthews, while other players (who may or may not be named Ricky Ponting) were also rumoured to be thinning. Maybe.
Lyon could easily tick this box in no-time too, perhaps enabling him to gain the "yeah yeah" catch phrase earlier in his career than anyone previously.
His future seemingly has limitless possibilities.
This may seem a little controversial given that he has recently been dropped & is also an off-spinner (seemingly something that keeps the Captaincy at bay), but there are (at least) 5 good reasons why Lyon should be considered, being:
5. He has 100 test wickets & is only 26 years old
With no offence to the man, it's hard to believe that someone that looks like Lyon is only 26 years old. Growing up in Young (NSW) must be very hard on a man.
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| Very, very hard. (photo courtesy of celebrityhairstylez.com) |
That being said, he has already played nearly 30 tests in 2 years and could easily play for another 10 if he keeps improving.
Extrapolate those numbers out and Lyon could play another 150 Tests and take another 500 Wickets. This may be a stretch, but it Cricket is a game of numbers and even if these are at one end of the curve, they hint at a strong future.
4. He has been dropped (and more)
As mentioned already, Lyon has already been dropped in his career and he hails from Young. He is obviously a man with the character (if not hairline) to overcome adversity.
Further to this, Lyon famously made his way into the Test team by rising from the ACT Comets to cutting the grass at the Adelaide oval, to the South Australian T20 team, to Australia A, to the national team. This is a man who hasn't had the benefits of academies and beep-tests, but someone who has worked hard to get where they are - and the Australian public love a fighter.
3. He's from Canberra
While Lyon is from Young, he got his first start at higher cricket playing for the Comets in the ACT, so is already familiar with the territory of the second-highest office in the land, meaning that the highest office shouldn't be a stretch at all.
2. He has the song
"Under the Southern Cross" is the song that the Australian Cricket Team sings after it wins a game, with the leader or "holder" of the song being a highly-prized office within the team. Justin Langer (scorer of nearly 8,000 test runs) has been quoted as saying that the moment he was given the song by Ricky Ponting as one of the most important of his career.
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| 250 runs at the Boxing Day Test? Fine. Singing a song? AWESOME! (photo courtesy of diminishinglucy.com) |
Other holders of the song include Michael Hussey, Ian Healy and Rodney Marsh - all unquestionable leaders of the team.
The "holder" of the song obviously isn't given to just anyone, its given to a leader within the team who the other players rally around and the current holder is Lyon.
1. The Advanced Hair Rule
One of the least mentioned components of Lyons status is that of his diminishing hairline. Well, perhaps not the least mentioned.
Similar to the position as holder of the song, cricket has a proud tradition of prominent players being hirsutely-challenged, including no-less than Michael Vaughan, Shane Warne and Greg Matthews, while other players (who may or may not be named Ricky Ponting) were also rumoured to be thinning. Maybe.
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| I Googled "Advanced Hair" and this image came up. #justsayin |
His future seemingly has limitless possibilities.
Wednesday, 18 December 2013
Monday, 9 December 2013
Top 5: Reasons England could still win
With the completion of the Second Test in Adelaide in a little over 4 days, Australia seem to hold the upper-hand in the current Ashes contest, which is quite the contrast of the recent series in England.
While some pundits are now predicting Australia to win 5-0, there are a number of reasons that they shouldn't be getting ahead of themselves just yet, including:
5. Tim Bresnan
The Big Yorkshireman has been injured for the last 2 tests, meaning England has had to rely on fill-ins like Monty Panesar and Chris Tremlett to support front-line bowlers Jimmy Anderson, Stuart Broad and Graeme Swann.
While Swann and Anderson have struggled in the Australian conditions, the former unable to get much bounce or control and the latter being unable to generate pace or swing, Bresnan has consistently played well against Australia - regardless of the venue.
Bresnan will bring an extra quick bowling option that England have missed, which will help manage the workloads of Broad and Anderson, as well as provide some batting in the tail (which they have sorely missed).
4. The Bubble may have burst
It is no secret that the English team have been living in something of a bubble in which they are protected from the general public & criticism. Another bonus of this bubble is that it is very well catered for (which the publication of the dietary requirements of the team proved, to much mirth) and pissing on the pitch at The Oval (without recrimination).
Having suddenly been beaten comprehensively over 2 Tests, there is a lot less air keeping the bubble afloat & the players have come back down to earth. They know that they need to keep winning to keep their salad rolls coming & stop Joe Public from heckling them, so their resolve must surely be hardened.
The Australian team came under heavy criticism after it beat India in an ugly contest, with some pundits even calling for the Captain to be sacked. It was a pivotal moment for the team & a reality check they sorely needed.
No more cheap wickets or stupid shots should be seen from now on. This is, after all, a team that has held the Ashes for 7 years.
3. Mitchell Johnson
Like almost everyone else in Australia not named Mitchell Johnson, I had some serious doubts about this bloke going into the series, but he has taken 17 wickets at 12. Unless he has an appalling test in Perth, he should be a shoe-in for the rest of the series & prevent Mitchell Starc from playing anything but cards for a while.
That being said, there is absolutely no guarantee that he will continue to dominate in the way that he has & a non-firing Johnson will put extra pressure on the other bowlers in the same way Tremlett & Panesar have for England.
2. The Australian Batsmen
While the Australian bowlers have been doing well, the same can't really be said for the Batsmen.
None of Steve Smith, Chris Rogers, George Bailey or (particularly) Shane Watson have dominated or even looked comfortable.
Bailey played a one-day innings in Adelaide on a flat pitch, which he should be able to do, but otherwise scored 34 in two innings in Brisbane while others filled their boots with runs.
After forcing me to eat some piping-hot humble pie, Smith has gone back to looking quite unsure at what a "cricket" may be.
Rogers is 35 years old and seems to be good for about 40 runs per innings, which is nice (and about 10 runs more than Ed Cowan), but hardly of a Justin Langer / Matthew Hayden standard. Lucky for him, no-one is knocking on the door.
The much criticised Watson saved his spot in the team by hitting an impressive 180 in the last Test in England, but hasn't done much with the bat since. He is obviously a good cricketer, particularly as a bowler (has taken 1 wicket for 6 runs off 17 overs in this series), which brings us back to the old problem about what to do with him. The answer may be to drop him down the order for Smith & bring in someone who can score runs at an average of greater than 19.
1. Class
As mentioned earlier, the England team has held The Ashes for 7 years, are almost unbeatable at home and have won tough series overseas. Their team has a good balance of proven batsmen and bowlers, and have been playing and winning together for a long time.
Put simply, a side containing Alastair Cook, Anderson, Matt Prior, Broad, Kevin Bloody Pietersen, Ian Bell and Swann are just too good to be written off
While some pundits are now predicting Australia to win 5-0, there are a number of reasons that they shouldn't be getting ahead of themselves just yet, including:
5. Tim Bresnan
The Big Yorkshireman has been injured for the last 2 tests, meaning England has had to rely on fill-ins like Monty Panesar and Chris Tremlett to support front-line bowlers Jimmy Anderson, Stuart Broad and Graeme Swann.
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| He fields like he strikes terror into Australian Batsmen. Photo courtesy of guardian.co.uk |
While Swann and Anderson have struggled in the Australian conditions, the former unable to get much bounce or control and the latter being unable to generate pace or swing, Bresnan has consistently played well against Australia - regardless of the venue.
Bresnan will bring an extra quick bowling option that England have missed, which will help manage the workloads of Broad and Anderson, as well as provide some batting in the tail (which they have sorely missed).
4. The Bubble may have burst
It is no secret that the English team have been living in something of a bubble in which they are protected from the general public & criticism. Another bonus of this bubble is that it is very well catered for (which the publication of the dietary requirements of the team proved, to much mirth) and pissing on the pitch at The Oval (without recrimination).
Having suddenly been beaten comprehensively over 2 Tests, there is a lot less air keeping the bubble afloat & the players have come back down to earth. They know that they need to keep winning to keep their salad rolls coming & stop Joe Public from heckling them, so their resolve must surely be hardened.
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| England, seen here looking tougher |
The Australian team came under heavy criticism after it beat India in an ugly contest, with some pundits even calling for the Captain to be sacked. It was a pivotal moment for the team & a reality check they sorely needed.
No more cheap wickets or stupid shots should be seen from now on. This is, after all, a team that has held the Ashes for 7 years.
3. Mitchell Johnson
Like almost everyone else in Australia not named Mitchell Johnson, I had some serious doubts about this bloke going into the series, but he has taken 17 wickets at 12. Unless he has an appalling test in Perth, he should be a shoe-in for the rest of the series & prevent Mitchell Starc from playing anything but cards for a while.
That being said, there is absolutely no guarantee that he will continue to dominate in the way that he has & a non-firing Johnson will put extra pressure on the other bowlers in the same way Tremlett & Panesar have for England.
2. The Australian Batsmen
While the Australian bowlers have been doing well, the same can't really be said for the Batsmen.
None of Steve Smith, Chris Rogers, George Bailey or (particularly) Shane Watson have dominated or even looked comfortable.
Bailey played a one-day innings in Adelaide on a flat pitch, which he should be able to do, but otherwise scored 34 in two innings in Brisbane while others filled their boots with runs.
After forcing me to eat some piping-hot humble pie, Smith has gone back to looking quite unsure at what a "cricket" may be.
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| At last! I can use this photo again! |
The much criticised Watson saved his spot in the team by hitting an impressive 180 in the last Test in England, but hasn't done much with the bat since. He is obviously a good cricketer, particularly as a bowler (has taken 1 wicket for 6 runs off 17 overs in this series), which brings us back to the old problem about what to do with him. The answer may be to drop him down the order for Smith & bring in someone who can score runs at an average of greater than 19.
1. Class
As mentioned earlier, the England team has held The Ashes for 7 years, are almost unbeatable at home and have won tough series overseas. Their team has a good balance of proven batsmen and bowlers, and have been playing and winning together for a long time.
Put simply, a side containing Alastair Cook, Anderson, Matt Prior, Broad, Kevin Bloody Pietersen, Ian Bell and Swann are just too good to be written off
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