If you need to inadvertently acquire more brown-paper bags than you know what to do with, simply follow these steps:
1) Visit your local coffee shop (that sells pastries that can be taken away in brown-paper bags);
2) Wait until your barista is busy and you arent paying attention;
3) Attempt to tear away 1 (one) bag but grab an obscene amount in the process;
4) Look at the booty of paper in your hand in shock;
5) Panic;
6) Stuff the bags into your satchel/trousers/pockets while the barista isnt looking;
7) Take and pay for your coffee;
8) Smile and leave the shop with a rustle
1 comment:
So Dyl, I have finally discovered your blog. You don't talk about lipstick as much as I would like... maybe I will come back just in case.
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